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518 GUYS IM A FATHER OF A PLANT 😍

519 Omg a proud father, soon enough youll be making dad jokes and everythign

520 i already have one—
why are plants resilient?
because they beleaf in themselves

FH 521 I love it lol

FH oh my god
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522 thank u, it took quite some thyme to think of them 🥲

523

525 please don’t be prickly you’re only thorn-teen (idk if you’re 14 it just works with the joke)

FH 526
I assumed thornteen to be thirteen (which I am)

527 these jokes are amazing but my brain does not have the capacity to contribute any back atm (googling jokes would feel like cheating)

528 it’s ok… i hope ur ok tho 🙂

529 oh no im completely fine, I'm just not good at being funny lol

530 i think u can be funny dw, u can be unhedged (unhinged)

531 thankyou and thats a good one, clearly the plant-dad vibes have already taken hold lol

532 i’ve sort of lost it… yes

533 damn, im sure youll get it back

534

535 oh no i meant i lost my mental sanity, my new friend has the plant lol

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