After chewing the cud for a few minutes, he suddenly remembered that his uncle owned a multi-billion dollar company, so he hit his uncle up, who had sold the company for $15 a few minutes ago
1 word story...
I wnt to my uncle
Only to find out he had sold the company for $15 a few minutes ago.
he was astonished, he spent copious years to builld up his empire just to sell it for$15
Then he realized who his uncle sold it to..
IT WAS ROCCO
Random_Person_You_Happen_To_Be_Encountering_Now NossalSuccess was in shock
He knew rocco from the past posts about him. He knew he needed help so he called in reinforcements aka @Random_Person_You_Happen_To_Be_Encountering_Now and i_need_mental_asylum
YR10SEHSASPIRANT They gladly complied to YR10SEHSASPIRANT's requests.
since they recruited a worldwide search crew, the ephemeral search was finished in a flash
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but then he woke up and realised that this was all a dream. but as he rubbed his eyes, a rock was sitting on the top of his bookshelf, and a sickening sense of de ja vi overcame him
Tas YR10SEHSASPIRANT started remembering his past life.
Random_Person_You_Happen_To_Be_Encountering_Now and at that moment, he realised...
He was a helicop
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YR10SEHSASPIRANT was so bewildered at this fact that he decided to apply for an internship at the Mauritanian Osteopathic Nephrology Anthropology School of Happiness (M.O.N.A.S.H.)
but he forgot to write he was a helicopter
so he decided he wanted to work for elon musk and take people to mars?
and then got really thirsty and drank the whole ocean.
The salt made him even more thirsty.
He decided to eat frank ocean